I save myself by not going in
Just because you CAN, doesn’t mean you SHOULD…
Maybe he’s a big boy and doesn’t want to be peeking out the top… 
Now that’s some FUNNYYYYY STUFF right there. Kinda gives a new meaning to GRANDpa…
Funny you mentioned that, I became a “great” grandpa yesterday!
I’ll leave that right there!
Long time friends Sylvia & Wanda meet up in Heaven!!
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?..
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer – we’d both still be alive.
“Eggsactly!”
Having a chicken like that is something o Crow about!
I hope her husband doesn’t fly the Coop!
‘Eggstremely Eggzacting in her Egg counting.’
She must be a Mutha Clucker if you take her Eggs!