Reaction to home invasion at my castle!
That door is there for your protection, FAFO. Don’t be the chalk outline!
That’s why I like country music. Lying, dying, cheating hearts, who’s truck won’t start and dog ran away. But at least the lyrics make sense. Most of the time. 
And drinking. Never forget drinking!
Fully defined in the perfect country and western song, ever:
All I am getting is Led Zeppelin- Your Time is Gonna Come.
One of my favorites
Ooooohh my dog died
My wife left me and I’ve drunk my last beer
I’m too broke to go buy anymore
And I’ve stump broke my last steer
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That’s pretty good! But I prefer Waylon J…
“Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Don’t let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks. Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such. Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Cause they’ll never stay home and they’re always alone. Even with someone they love”
Actually I love that song
Richard Simmons, 1948-2024, passed at 76.
Doctor Ruth Westheimer, 1928-2024, passed at 96.
Apparently, prioritizing sex over exercise adds 20 years to your life (and it is more fun).
