Memes that don't fit anywhere else (No Politics or Religion)

I Did Not Know That

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You had me at good and cheap! I am a big supporter of “go woke, go broke”!

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But you gotta admit, they were pretty sneaky about it, One day there are people on the land the next day everyone’s gone…

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As I understand, the Trail of Tears had a similar effect. :upside_down_face:

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Gotta luv Aussies.

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A lawyer who was calmly sitting at dinner with his wife and young children when he up and died. He arrived at the pearly gates moments later and more than a little confused. He asked St. Peter how he’d gotten there at which point St. Peter opens his book and announces that on that evening at exactly 6:14pm he has passed away. The lawyer demanded to know how he’d died to which St. Peter told him “Old Age, you were 92 after all”. Incensed the lawyer tells him he was 43 and not 92 and they must have made some kind of mistake. St. Peter goes back to the book and after looking at a few pages announces that he has found the problem. They calculated your age based on your billable hours.

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Required item in my army ruck for many years :yum:

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Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time.

Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I said.

Talking about my “doing something useful” seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was “only thinking of me” she said, and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She replied, “Are you nuts? You are 73 years old, and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”

I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me, “Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

“Oh man, I’m in trouble again; I really don’t know what to do… I signed up for five jumps a week.”

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.

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He will even do a body cavity search for your safety.

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