Holy f***!
Who would even fever dream that!???
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Couldn’t read past number 6. Eyes too wet!
Actually had me at 24 boxes of condoms
I purchased one of these for working in my garden, inside the box was a 24 page manual on how to use, excluding the 42 languages.
Roughly speaking about the size of an unabridged dictionary!
It’s a rubber mat! Sorry my bad, it’s a Multi Functional Kneeler!
Kamala Pad
Did it have three pages of warnings not to eat the rubber, not to use it as a flotation device, and that in California it can cause cancer?
If commifornia could label the air we breathe there would be a prop65 label on it!
My mother (rest her soul) tried that tactic with my younger sisters. I happened to overhear one of their exchanges.
Mom: “Tell me the truth. Did you do that?”
Jane: “No.”
Mom: “You know that when you tell a lie your eyes change color.”
Jane: “Momma, your eyes are changing color.”
I don’t think Mom tried that one again but it did make for a great story.
My late wife forbade me from using the washer or the dryer!
I put up a fight but gladly she won!
Now he will likely never use that again. 
