That’s a pretty stiff trampoline.
Yup, over a campfire.
I have a psycho babble skit that I authored that starts out: “Warning, my reality check bounced. I used to have a positive mental attitude, but now I’m positively mental with an attitude…”
That meme could be stolen for a cover sheet to my skit, as it fits perfectly. 
One of the top 3 airplanes of all times in my opinion . In particular order
A1 Sky Raider
P51 Mustang
A10 Warthog
All excellent Infantry (Ground) Support Aircraft. Toss in the AH-64 Apache and a Grunts survivability goes up a lot, IMHO.
Let’s not forget the daddy of them all AC-130 Gunship. Nothing says I love you like a 105mm kiss from the sky.
My humble opinion only, but I’ve tried just about every brand of K cup and just don’t like coffee made that way. I drink my coffee black.
Puff The Magic Dragon
I also had a Keurig phase, bought different brands from different companies, in a variety of flavors. I liked the seasonal flavors.
My wife preferred not-so-old school Mr. Coffee, even if it’s just Folgers.
It’s my job to look for premium coffee beans.
Ahhhhh, the original Vietnam era AC-47! Had multiple 7.62 guns that rained hell for hours at a time…
The latest version is the C-130U, Spooky! Armed with a 25mm Gatling-gun (capable of firing 1800 rounds per minute), a single-barrel, rapid-fire 40mm Bofors cannon, and a 105mm Howitzer! There is nothing on this earth this thing can not quiet for good in a big hurry!
I think that’s what the Airforce does after “OK Now you Really Pissed Me Off, I’m telling my big brother…”.
@BeanCounter I had one just like that. And, are you sure your vision suffered from that? The nuns always told us that blindness and hairy palms were the result of something else. 
My favorite plane is, and likely will always be the Harrier. I understand that there are planes with far better performance, but I always love the odd planes, like the Flying Pancake
And the XB-35
Be really nice to see fully restored and functional on OUR southern border!
Ironically they are currently in service of the Colombian Air Force
Sister Mary Palmer said the same thing 
Which makes it inexplicably impossible to lose the war 