Memes that don't fit anywhere else (No Politics or Religion)

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Nope. That gun’s not mobile. I can’t definitely predict the entry point they’ll take. Here’s the design for my preferred home defense gun:

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I was thinking of a 4lb cannon loaded with grape shot

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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’ Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that Helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, ‘Esther, I’m 85 Years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.’ To this, Esther replied, ‘Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’

The pilot overheard the couple and said, ‘Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride, and if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won’t charge you. But if you say one word, it’s fifty dollars.’

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, ‘By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!’

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’

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The Truth Hurts Axxwipe!

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Every time he pops up again that a$$hole reminds us all of exactly what is wrong with the left, Hollywood, elites and their kind. And he just doesn’t get it. He’s despised by many, and irrelevant to all, but he still thinks he matters.

Few people rub me more the wrong way than that one.

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Kash Patel.

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Exactly, the King of Jerks! No one could tell him anything as he thought he knew it all.

And, with one obviously negligent discharge he killed a crew member. Because, he did not know or choose to ignore standard safe gun handling practices that we all observe as responsible protectors.

I don’t know if in his wiseass stinking thinking that he was going to get a startled reaction to his prancing another crew member, but what could go wrong, did terribly.

He is an idiot of his own making, and the poster child of what not to do for safe gun handling, for sure.

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Oh I get it now. He’s a Jerry’s kid!

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Just the mention of his name makes me want to :face_vomiting:

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It’s time to thoroughly exploit that. His name, photo and actions should be embarrassingly exposed all over the country, as visual as the Marlboro man was! I mean, who didn’t smoke :question:No holds barred!
As a “public” figure he has no right to privacy, so let’s make him public!
All day, every day, everywhere!
The problem is, he’s free. If it were ANY of us,
I’m thinking minimum 15 years.

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@Don102 He’s leaving the country isn’t he? No, you mean we have to keep being insulted by this guy. He should be joining ellen and her wife in the UK. At the very least Canada. But no, he lied again… said the same thing in 2016. :unamused:

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