20 Likes
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens opens her bed room door.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”
16 Likes
‘LET THEM EAT… OH JUST FORGET IT!’ 
8 Likes
You shouldn’t get bombed before you go to work.
10 Likes
Husband: since when did we get that pole in the room?
9 Likes
8 Likes
