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‘‘ANCHOVIES!” (Definition: Sm. Garden Slug fish! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Dee-lish! Salty AF Too!)
‘THEY TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!’
(I got betta!) 
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‘So you decided to become Isolated and Weird’ (Book)
Yepper, I wrote that book! 
I’m generally not this phunnie in person because I can’t spell incorrectly on porpise and have no means of a Living Emoji maker over my head (yet!)
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Would like to see those on billboards across the country!
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NO! Just NO!
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My wife told me there are three types of people, those that can do math and those that can’t.
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I just stole that one, thank you!
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