From an early age we were taught not to play in the road.
I guess they quit teaching that.
No more Cheez-irs for me
I realized today that the liberals have an issue with proper titles. A rifle that is purchased for the sole purpose of self defense is an assault weapon, in their mind a man is a woman and woman is a man, and illegal aliens are immigrants!!! Guess that just shows that in order to be a liberal you must be devoid of all intelligent capabilities!!! 
I should start selling male birthing pools, there is a 6mm rifle I want 
A couple, after their first date, decide to go to a hotel to take their new romantic relationship to the next level.
On the way, the gentleman realizes he isn’t carrying any cash. He agrees with the lady that she will cover the cost — ₹600 — and he promises to pay her back the next day.
True to his word, the next day the man sends a cheque through his secretary. But to avoid raising suspicion about what really happened, he tells the secretary that the money is for renting an apartment.
However, he sends a cheque for only ₹300 instead of the agreed ₹600, along with a letter explaining why:
Dear Madam,
I am sending you ₹300 instead of the ₹600 agreed upon for the apartment I rented, for the following reasons:
- I expected a place that hadn’t been used before.
- I expected proper heating.
- I expected it to be compact — but instead, it was used, cold, and too spacious.
Sincerely,
Mr. Disappointed
Upon receiving this, the lady responds with her own note:
Dear Sir,
I’m returning your money, as I truly don’t need it. But with regard to your letter, I must say:
- A lovely apartment like this clearly couldn’t be brand new.
- Perhaps you didn’t know how to turn the heating on.
- And it’s not my fault if you don’t have the right furniture to fill the space.
Sincerely,
The Owner
"Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits. Fanatics will never learn that,
Mark Twain