“They quit because they are literally overdosing on joy,” Harris explained. “Almost no one on earth can stand being around this much joy for more than a few weeks. It’s my cross to bear.”
Despite her proclamations, anonymous reports have surfaced that Harris actually has a tendency to be viciously hostile and impossible to work with. “That’s just how some people describe joy,” explained Harris. “It’s so much joy, they don’t even know how to express it. There is just this giant ball of overwhelming joy and it creates a joyful work environment full of joyous joy. Some people’s brains don’t know how to handle it.”
This would be scary if it didn’t sound so much like her Babblin’ Brook, Word Salad
wash rinse repeat, YOU BETTER Vote for JOY dammit or I’ll scatcharamumphwherewasI Jenni’s Ice cream, Hey look a Squirrel!’