Buh why do I need any Votes? a confused Kamel-Toe questions the Voting Process! Big DUH!
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris was heard questioning the voting process early Tuesday, reportedly confused as to why she needs to get any votes to be elected president.
“I don’t get it,” said Harris. “I became Vice President without receiving any votes, and then I became the nominee without receiving any votes… Why do we suddenly need these ‘vote’ things? This makes no sense.”
According to sources within the Harris campaign, the vice president had the entire electoral process explained to her but she still couldn’t grasp it. She kept asking who these people were with voting power and how she could stop them.
“Maybe I can just seize power? Can I just be declared President? That’s a thing, right?” she asked Campaign Manager Julie Rodriguez. “Trump keeps calling me a Marxist. What did Mark do? Sounds like he provoked a revolution and seized the means of production or something. Can’t we just do that?”
Do I really need any ‘Snark’ here-----I thought not! Like tryin’ to one up George Carlin!
