Proof a piece of paper doesn’t stop JACK SQUAT!
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active protective order
As effective as gun-free zone signs 
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Investigators said Levy had an active protective order filed against him connected to another resident of the home, but not the resident involved in the fatal shooting.
There may not be a serious investigation against the VICTIM this go round it seems. Once Cops (of any flavor) hear ‘Mr. DRT’ was a BG things usually settle down for the survivor. It’s kinda like a Rape Survivor shooting the Rapist—if the Rapist is D.E.A.D. the Investigation closes itself (except in many Blu-Cities where the Victim is always the BG !)
My personal thoughts on this sort of issue is if the BG ever came in my house and the Hall light comes on (it’s on a sensor) Mr. BG should take note of the crinkling of the Industrial Plastic on the Tile Floor and surrounding walls and ceiling. Putting 2+2 together and getting 6 ! He might as well keep coming and I will put him out of his misery, IT’S A TERRIBLE THING TO BE OUT IN THIS WORLD DOING STUPID SH!T ALL THE TIME !. Professional two bit criminals usually have a short shelf life.
-Detective ‘JACK SQUAT’ 
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I’m with Don on this one.
While I don’t have the plastic lined hallway, I do have the Ninja Spider Monkey (my oldest son) with all the knives still living in my front room as an entry alarm. Should said bad guy get past and into the back of the house he (she? It?) would then be faced with 4, count them FOUR active and well-seasoned shooters with a plethora of weapons to choose from and enough ammo to feed The Big Red 1.
CSI would have to pick our recently departed bad guy up with a bucket and a sponge.
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Just the Foyer Brother, I may have given the impression a large part of my house was lined w/ plastic—Mea Culpa. I got the idea from one of the Lethal Weapons-----it just made sense to me. As for the 'bucket and sponge I prefer Eyedropper and a Thimble. You invade my Castle the world may wonder what happened to you.
what? I’m not Violent, I’m blood thirsty—There’s a difference. 
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First let’s set some guidelines, intruder was not killed, he purposefully walked in front of a moving bullet! That’s considered suicide! My only concern is the price of diesel fuel for the backhoe.
Keep in mind NOBODY knows he’s there and I intend to keep it that way. They say if you dig one , you should dig two. Phooey on that, one ditch 100’ long, I’m sure he’ll have accomplices! If anything, I’m fair!
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If I were in need for a disposal, I do know people with Earth moving equipment and Alibis.
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When I was about 10-11 one of my friends lived with his mom and stepdad, his biological father died in a car crash.
His mom even visited my house and talked with my mom about how he was missing for months before they found the car…. In a creek. She also said the two best ways to hide a body are Fire and Water…..
Then their house caught on fire…..
When the fire department put the house out my friends stepdad was found in the crawl space next to the furnace surrounded by gas cans with a bullet hole in his skull.
She later confessed that her long time boyfriend committed both murders, beating her first husband to death with a bat then rolling the car down an embankment and into a creek to cover it. By the time they found him, it was just bones inside a totaled car, blunt force trauma to the bones was dismissed as from the “accident”
All for a life insurance scam.
Water and fire have always stuck with me.
Also of note, dig the hole narrow and deep, satellites in space can literally spot soil disturbance in the shape of a trench…. Then burry a dead dog a few feet above the body, when the cadaver dog finds the grave and they pull out ol’yeller, it will likely get dismissed as a false positive.
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I haz a Question: What kind of car was it? What? Don’t give me that You want to know also! 
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This is why I LOVE ‘Phoo-Gas’ man! Bones melt @ 1500+ degrees! WALAA! 
NO BODY NO CRIME!, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Body No Crime! —B.Marley Ya Maan! 
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Keep ‘em coming.
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“Don’t Worry ‘bout a ting, cause every little ting, gonna be alright”
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‘ I shot da Sherriff, But I din choot da Dep-u-tee! Bow bow bow!’ Kinyadigit? 
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