Favorite Gun Memes II

Who cares! Free bacon, Man!

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From what I remember it took the police over 48 hours to respond​:thinking::thinking:

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Your so right, they don’t care who you are. If they take away our weapons we will be like England & France. No freedom only it will be worse in our homeland. Think twhat it will be like not to be able to defend yourself when the unthinkable happens. You call 911 & they can’t get there for 10 minutes.

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He’ll, most times the police or EMTs can’t get there in an hour if at all. You are your own first responder

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Whoa, is he married?

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Oops, not a gun meme so imagine that a gun is in the BMW.

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Dang it, snorted orange juice into my nose again.

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Reminds me of the joke:

What’s the difference between a BMW & a cactus :cactus:?

The BMW’s prick is on the inside :crazy_face:

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Simpsons Gun Control

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Where can I get those arms and ammo? Asking for a friend… :sunglasses:

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Dogs are better people than most people….

However, just like people, sometimes bad dogs just need to be put down.

Am I missing something in that story?

Dad did the right thing.

I’ve been bitten,… it’s not fun…

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Not sure if it’s meant as a joke but it’s hidden now :snowflake:

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Who the actual F flagged that story but not the gaping dog bite picture?

:snowflake::snowflake::snowflake::snowflake:

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And no, my reply wasn’t meant as a joke!

Dogs are better people than most people!

The dog that bit me wasn’t a bad dog, (she was protecting her puppies from another dog, I broke up the fight and got bit for my effort)

She went on to live the rest of her life out just fine to the best of my knowledge.

Healing from that sucked though.

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Policeman in Norway, I didn’t know Barney Fife had relatives there.

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