… with Gilligan, the Skipper to, a millionaire, and his his wife, a movie star, the Professor and Mary Anne, here on Gilligan’s Island…
Ahhhh, Mary Anne.
With all the inventions The Professor made with just coconuts. You would think he would have invented something that got them off that island sooner. Personally, I think he wanted to stay because of Ginger and Mary Ann.
A little snippet from a recent marketing email…
Not sure if this is a graphics error or a future-proof magazine for selling in Oregon.
(Funny coincidence that it’s for the SubCompact!)
Psh. You’ve obviously never tried to get someone out of a cemetery. They barely resist at all.
Seriously. Pick the right time and it’s really pretty easy.
Could be bad…could be raining.
If I gave up because of rain, then I… ain’t got no body!
In the cemetery digging up bodies in the rain. Great memories.
Yeah, I remember having to bring my grandmother back home. There was a new moon, it was cloudy, rained earlier in the evening, and she was at the bottom of a steep hill. Oh, wait, that wasn’t her that night…
Whose brain was it?
Abby… [pause] Normal.
I can’t remember the dialog of the rest of it well enough to quote verbatum, but that was a very funny scene.
Was no accident