Democrats Announce All 2020 Candidates Will Forego Armed Security To Protest

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: too funny…

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They can try to sell it but I’m not buying. A platform of lies isn’t the one on which a candidate should stand, but they probably reason it out as ‘everybody else does it.’

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It will take a lot of armed security to establish and enforce a 500 yard radius (3,000 ft diameter) gun free zone :frowning:

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More lies. Concealed carry is a thing. We all do it.

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I didn’t look at the newspaper it came from. Almost got me.

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They got me :grin:

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We could solve a LOT of problems if they just move the 2020 DNC convention 2 miles east.

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I think it was too much to hope for

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While I know this is the Babylon Bee, they could consider it. When you look at the kind of numbers they draw to their campaign events, there really isn’t much threat :thinking:

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They’ll give it about as much consideration as they do flying around in private jets, driving big SUV’s and living in multiple mansions while complaining about “us” ruining the planet.

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I actually wrote to the mayor’s office of Milwaukee. Said that the Democratic Party should provide their own armed security when they requested $50 million, for security for the Democratic Convention. That’s 10% of what “Money Mike” spent to get onto 2, yes 2 Democratic Party Presidential nominee stages.

Bet the Republicans could get enough armed security to take over a small country for free security at their convention.

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500 ft. Hmmm. How far away was Lee Harvey Oswald from President Kennedy? How far away was Martin Luther King’s assassin?

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According to MST3K’s Crow T Robot on frame 42 of the Zapruder film you can clearly see the driver turn around and shoot Kennedy.

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You are a little trickster!

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@Steven110 Welcome to the community. :wink:

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Does that mean no police ether .

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When i was a young lad growing up, my wise older sisters would explain that this sort of behavior was called “playing the martyr” and was an unacceptable strategy in dealing with life.

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Oh thats wonderful! Just goes to prove how brain dead they are

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