Fake news you can trust (In everyone of their articles are kernels of TRUTH! remember dat!)
Just one day before the presidential election, a palpable sense of joy spread throughout the 90% Democrat city, with some business owners going all-out in their Election Day decorations and ornamenting their brick-and-mortar locations with extra-joyful plywood, armed security, and “closed” signs.
“Yeah, you know, this time of year we local business owners just really like to show our support for the Party of Joy,” said Abhijit Narayanasami, manager of a D.C. Walgreens. “If Donald Trump wins, we’re fully prepared for the joyful hooded Antifa members, the joyful fires, and the joyful broken glass that will surely follow.”
“So much joy.”
‘JOY DAMMIT! NOT SEEIN’ ENOUGH JOY!’ Muahahahahahaha!
BURN DC BURN!
WWG1WGA (just not to Decrepit Central!)
