Yep, those darn knives, purchased on the WWW are running around attacking girls at Taylor Swift parties, But Alas! We can fix that, We’ll just make it difficult for minors to buy knives. There Problem solved.
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I know that every time I walk into my kitchen I’m relieved to have a pistol on my hip! Those wicked knives in the cutting block are just itching to fly out and stab me!!! I just know it!
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Only triggered by Tay Tay songs
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Let them try it. I’ll become a knife smuggler and make a fortune.
F#ck 'em.
I just bought two gorgeous USA Damascus Bowie blanks I will soon build and sell. Or, if I love them I will keep them for myself! 
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Look, Britain has always been on the cutting edge … They were the first to make the steam engine . So you could tie a women to the tracks to kill her… The first to make the toilet . So you could flush the evidence…
Also lets not forget the Spotted Dick … everyone loves to put it in their mouth …
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You’re confusing the invention of the telephone with the invention of fish & chips and pasty royals . Canadian Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone
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Yes, My bad, He was scottish. If they did, The where you were born back then 
… Man drugs make you feel better. They do not make you smarter …
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Unfortunately the problem is uncontrolled immigration of 4th world cultures who are not “Englishmen” and want to force their primitive cultures on the host country.
By the way did extreme gun control stop the IRA??
Criminals will always ignore laws and prohibitions,. Laws do not prevent bad people, Strict enforcement of the laws do.
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weird … half way into reading and the post went poof
I am not sure this is completely true … Looking at Recidivism rates … Couple with crimes of passion … I know. I might just be kidding myself … “Education” I see as the key to reducing crime … Give people the knowledge to enable them to achieve higher standard for themselves . Also to work through emotional issues constructively…
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How do age limits on knife purchases stop kids from getting their hands on knives and other sharp pointy objects?
Guess the next step is to insist that people store all their kitchen and utility knives in child proof safes? But many hoplophobes seem to believe that guns are still somehow dangerous even when locked in a safe, thus pushing for requirements to lock ammunition in a separate safe. So with knives I guess owners are going to have to completely grind the points and edges off of them after each use before putting them back in the safe? And then lock the knife sharpener up in a separate safe? That is definitely going to add a lot of time to the daily meal prep process. And as with all these other misguided anti self defense laws this one is not remotely likely to make anyone any safer and will more likely make everyone less safe.
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Jolly Olde England, especially London, constantly reminding us why we kicked the Red Coats out.
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Next is hand control, no hands till you’re 18 and state sponsored registration of all extremities. Or… Ban hands altogether and you’ll make picking up a firearm, knife, rope, rock, stick or rolling pin much more difficult. It’ll save lives!!! Contact your local congressman now!
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I was just thinking about hands, and boom, there was your post.
Thinking hand removal along with that circumcision…not sure what to do with the fairer sex.
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Got to be something with your hardware, software, browser, operating system, firmware or not so firmware. Barry54 uses an old Apple phone iirc, which is why he’s no longer here. I still talk to him once or twice a week. He’s doing well, but his battery is never over 3% charged it seems lol.
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Did a black cat walk in front of you?
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