Car Trouble


A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, “What’s the story?”

He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”

She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”


When I was dating my wife we got a flat on a freeway in Salt Lake City, it was cold and snowing. I limped the car to an off ramp and parked. It was her car so I had to look for the spare and lug wrench. I got everything out, jacked up the car, took the flat off, put the doughnut on. As I let it down she says “Oh SH!T”! Look it says “Inflate To Go” we don’t have any way of pumping it up. I was wet, my hand were cold but I humored her and asked “Where does it say that?”, “Right There, look”.
My reply, “That says Inflate to 60 psi”. So now when we say something stupid our response is “Inflate to Go”.