THIS^^^^^^ for the win!!!
I had a Marine GYSGT Range Master on a moving target range that slipped me a “Mickey”, with a preloaded magazine that had nothing but duds after the first 3 rounds. Same drill but I didn’t have a bench in front of me and the ultimate failure was if the target touched you. So I’m into the second mag and “click”, tap, rack “click”, tap rack “click” target is getting closer, I pulled the pistol in and rack"click", rack “click” at about two feet I muzzle punched the target off the bulldog clips and then boot stomped it.
Gunny was staring at me through his sunglasses with a HUGE wad of dip in his lip, hands on his hips when he heard the Marines laughing behind him, he didn’t miss a beat and turned on his heel.
WHAT ARE YOU F’ers LAUGHING AT?!?!?!
I HAVE DONE THAT TO EVERYONE OF YOU SORRY A$$'d P*&^K’s!!!
IT TAKES A GOD$^&N’d CORPSMAN TO SHOW YOU HOW TO HANDLE IT CORRECTLY!!!
They all got quiet.
“Here are two more mag’s Doc we’ll do it again.”
Me: “F U Gunny I’ll load my own!” The marines lost it all over again, he just shook his head and ALMOST smiled.