Bite This: “Scientists” Uncover Link Between “Gun Violence” & Oral Hygiene

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Now I know why I’m loosing my desire going to the range once I forgot to brush my teeths.
I must check if washing my armpits has something to do with this as well ..

:thinking:

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The real reason is because your wife or significant other didn’t kiss you good night.

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Oral hygiene and hair color :roll_eyes:

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Intimate hygiene and hair color? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Wow, its almost as if poorer places often have worse hygiene.

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I wonder. Maybe we can get government funding to prove that theory.

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I think the dentist here meant to say “GUM violence”!

Lack of teeth makes it harder to chew, you have to violently use your gums.

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Just another stupid, meaningless story involving bad research.

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I feel dumber for actually reading the article, of course gun violence is higher in communities with lower oral hygiene, that is a no brainer. Why? Because gun violence is higher in impoverished communities. Poor criminals will spend money on guns and ammo before toothbrushes and toothpaste. It’s not the fact that they have poor oral hygiene that they opted for a life of crime, it’s because they decided crime paid better than whatever other options were available in their broke community.

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,of course.

:roll_eyes:

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We definitely need more government funding. I am sure we can prove this one.

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Thank u. I was looking for this! Its almost like saying “the grass that grows in the projects, makes people poor”… :man_facepalming:t2::man_facepalming:t2::man_facepalming:t2:

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@Karacal I am so disappointed… You got my attention with the word ORAL … The article was deemed flaccid at best…

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“Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable! You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman!”

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