# Babylon bee is at it again **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous\ **Created:** [August 22, 2024, 8:23pm UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910 "2024-08-22T20:23:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![leo23](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/leo23/32/174333_2.png) [@leo23](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/leo23)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 8:23pm UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/1 "2024-08-22T20:23:14Z")
Oh No! Man At DNC Thinking He Was In Line For Food Truck Accidentally Gets Vasectomy ![Article Image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/dd_dev/original/3X/6/7/67c16a1b1f86a04ff00317e8b95532a19bc67967.jpeg) CHICAGO — A 34-year-old male identified as Damien Trevor, an out-of-state attendee at the Democratic National Convention, had his hopes dashed Wednesday when he thought he was waiting in line for a delicious burrito from a food truck but accidentally got a vasectomy instead. “I thought it was weird when they asked me to get on the truck and take off my pants, but I thought, ‘eh, this must be a great burrito,’” he recounted. According to sources, it was not worth it. “I just wanted a burrito!! No!!!” Damien Trevor reportedly cried after being snipped. “Why does this keep happening to me? This is worse than that time I accidentally got an abortion! Who puts a mobile vasectomy center next to a food truck anyway?” Witnesses were reportedly empathetic to the plight of Damien Trevor but questioned his intelligence since there was no food signage on the truck. “There was even a sign that said, ‘Free Vasectomies Here!’ in large letters,” said local bystander Joseph Wails as he was getting snipped for free. “I just thought a vasectomy was some sort of hot sauce,” Trevor admitted. “I mean, sure, I thought it was weird when they had me sign a waiver, but I just thought it was gonna be really really hot.” At publishing time, Damien Trevor was at least thankful he wouldn’t be contributing to global warming by having any children. ---
**Author:** ![Don102](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/don102/32/165939_2.png) [@Don102](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Don102)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 9:42pm UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/2 "2024-08-22T21:42:11Z")
"I’ll do A LOT’ for a Burrito Brother (Especially w/ Green Chili) but that is just ‘OVER TIPPING!’ 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣Oh, I kill me! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣‘Just the Tip?’ ---
**Author:** ![Alexander8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Alexander8](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Alexander8)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 11:00pm UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/3 "2024-08-22T23:00:30Z")
Long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, people lived who procreated by illegal immigration and unnatural adoption. ---
**Author:** ![Robert1246](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/robert1246/32/39522_2.png) [@Robert1246](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Robert1246)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 12:00am UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/4 "2024-08-23T00:00:06Z")
_I bet he will never do that again_.😂😂😂 ---
**Author:** ![Todd30](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/todd30/32/40525_2.png) [@Todd30](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Todd30)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 2:14am UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/5 "2024-08-23T02:14:14Z")
“Stupid is as stupid does.” Forest Gump ---
**Author:** ![Don102](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/don102/32/165939_2.png) [@Don102](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Don102)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 3:32am UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/6 "2024-08-23T03:32:32Z")
Does the ‘Big guy’ still get 10%? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤪 ---
**Author:** ![Zavier\_D](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/zavier_d/32/13235_2.png) [@Zavier\_D](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Zavier_D)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 4:33am UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/7 "2024-08-23T04:33:53Z")
So wrong…SMH. lest any forgot there is a dos centavos _wait for it_. **A TIP Jar** For our favorite **Member** Por Favor. ![7qo94m](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/dd_dev/original/3X/4/9/49901aa95ce685a5100121f6a46707c78c2c2eb4.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Robert1246](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/robert1246/32/39522_2.png) [@Robert1246](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Robert1246)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 1:32pm UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/8 "2024-08-23T13:32:33Z")
_I am sorry no discounts for senior citizens_.👴👴 ---
**Author:** ![leo23](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/leo23/32/174333_2.png) [@leo23](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/leo23)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 5:21pm UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/9 "2024-08-23T17:21:19Z")
![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/dd_dev/original/3X/1/e/1e9edf3d80c2ebd325521f932f5fbb5efbacb59e.jpeg) CHASKA, MN — Mike Lindell, founder and CEO of MyPillow, surprised investors this week by shaving his mustache and hiding it in one of millions of pillows shipping out to stores. It’s part of a new promotion in which one lucky customer will receive a genuine pillow stuffed with his shaved mustache. “It could be you!” Lindell said in a televised commercial in which he cradled the pillow containing his mustache. “This is the most comfortable mustache you’ll ever sleep on. Guaranteed!” The one-of-a-kind Mustache MyPillow is said to have been inspired by Willy Wonka’s Golden Ticket promotion, only this time the ticket is the mustache and is not redeemable for a tour through the MyPillow factory. You just get a pillow stuffed with a mustache. MyPillow marketers said the promotion would be a guaranteed success, with sales forecasts predicting over a million new customers. “Everyone’s going to want that mustache,” said executive team member Harold Downs. In related news, an internal struggle among executives to oust Mike Lindell is currently brewing. “He no longer has a mustache, why should he lead us?” said board member Bob Foam. “Let me and my mustache take the MyThrone!” At publishing time, Lindell was reportedly considering making the mustache-stuffed MyPillow an annual event if the promotion was successful. ---
**Author:** ![leo23](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/leo23/32/174333_2.png) [@leo23](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/leo23)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/10 "2024-09-06T02:31:51Z")
[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/dd_dev/original/3X/c/2/c20de6d34c618519365304edbab3402c54ec59b8.jpeg "January 6: The Most Deadliest Day (Trailer)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6HnqV6jzTU) ---
**Author:** ![Karacal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/karacal/32/146742_2.png) [@Karacal](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Karacal)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2025, 11:50pm UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/11 "2025-11-25T23:50:21Z")
[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/dd_dev/original/3X/1/d/1d03c748dee4c013aa4a875e3b1b61257d5ac2b2.jpeg "Heartwarming: These African Children Raised Money To Feed Ariana Grande") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mhDH3GYJ5w) ---
**Author:** ![Karacal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/karacal/32/146742_2.png) [@Karacal](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Karacal)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/12 "2025-12-05T23:57:14Z")
[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/dd_dev/original/3X/8/8/886a1372c9b059ecc68d5c100dfd82c2568bd0b6.jpeg "Best Times To Make Your Husband To Pay Attention To You") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-M4YZeGL80) ---
**Author:** ![Don102](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/don102/32/165939_2.png) [@Don102](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Don102)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 12:43am UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/13 "2025-12-06T00:43:17Z")
THIS ☝ is why I’m SINGLE!😂 ---
**Author:** ![Karacal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/karacal/32/146742_2.png) [@Karacal](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Karacal)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2026, 5:01am UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/14 "2026-04-27T05:01:20Z")
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**Author:** ![Karacal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/karacal/32/146742_2.png) [@Karacal](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Karacal)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2026, 7:14am UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/15 "2026-05-05T07:14:15Z")
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**Author:** ![Don102](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/don102/32/165939_2.png) [@Don102](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Don102)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2026, 5:08pm UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/16 "2026-05-07T17:08:33Z")
That was disturbingly REAL Sir… # **Turd On San Francisco Sidewalk Now Polling Second In California Governor’s Race** ![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/dd_dev/original/3X/4/8/483a1449c95ecade9f969879e1a1c4ca23a6c309.jpeg) ‘Go TURD!’ (or go home?) WHAT? 🙃 ---
**Author:** ![Karacal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/karacal/32/146742_2.png) [@Karacal](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Karacal)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 7:55am UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/17 "2026-05-18T07:55:55Z")
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**Author:** ![Karacal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/karacal/32/146742_2.png) [@Karacal](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Karacal)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 8:03am UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/18 "2026-05-18T08:03:11Z")
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**Author:** ![Karacal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/karacal/32/146742_2.png) [@Karacal](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Karacal)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 8:03am UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/19 "2026-05-18T08:03:22Z")
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**Author:** ![Karacal](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/community.usconcealedcarry.com/karacal/32/146742_2.png) [@Karacal](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/u/Karacal)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 8:03am UTC](https://community.usconcealedcarry.com/t/babylon-bee-is-at-it-again/106910/20 "2026-05-18T08:03:35Z")
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