Him: “Does a bear (relieve itself) in the woods?” You: “Yeah, but what does it use for TOILET paper?” After a blank look, you step in with, "Any available SQUIRREL.’ So much for the Charmin bears.
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I think any furry rodent would do. 
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A long-lost friend of mine was encouraging
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Dismiss this post - the hand was quicker than the eye.
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Hmmm Charmin bears won’t pick up drawers off the floor but none of them have pants. Very odd ad
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After they do they go in your house and, drag their ass on your rug like a dog does. Check out your nanny cam.
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