Ammo and an offer

Miscellaneous
#1

This was on a gab:
Senior Citizen (I qualify but it was not me)
I purchased two canisters of .223 the other day and on the way home had to stop for fuel. While I was fueling the truck, a VERY attractive 20 year woman who was filling her sports car at the pump next to mine, notices the ammo cans, strolls over to the passenger window and leans in and says;

“I am a firm believer in the barter system. Would you be interested in an exchange, sex for ammo?”

Well, I had to think on this offer for a moment, and I replied:

“What kind of ammo do you have?”

hope this joke doesn’t get me suspended … all in fun

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#2

Ya know…that gives me an idea, Ill do a barter with my wife for some of her ammo…see what she says!!!

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#3

If we don’t laugh, we are going to cry! Needed that this morning! I’m sure there’s a lot of bartering going on these days!

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#4

Ya, my wife said that might get me a 1/2 box of 22lr. :sweat_smile::joy::grin:

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#5

Might depend on the “caliber” you’re offering her!

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