A Clockwork Orange

When a government - specifically a mayor - will not prosecute criminals and the means for self-defense is strictly limited, the only option left is to ask the criminal element - nicely - “Please do not kill us.” Thank you. Crazier things have happened. I’d say the odds are about even.

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Thanks for the laugh of the day! :rofl:

The prerequisite for remorse is a conscience.

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But please bangers feel free to shoot the sh-- out of us after the 9pm curfew! We promise to be cowering under the couch in the back of our shanty!

I read an article yesterday where they said Oakland, CA is now known as the “land of milk and fentanyl”
Chicago, IL : Should change their Welcome to Chicago to :" Abandon all hope ye who enters here!"–Dante

“Bargaining with bangers” The game show that replaced Wheel of fortune ! (shown AFTER 9 pm of course).

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I’m sure after having this read to them all of those tear drop tattoos are now real, wet tears.

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This has to be a Saturday Night Live skit!
If not, let the PURGE begin!

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Why not just legalize gang bangers killing each other? It would cut down the crime rate in Chicago. But is 9pm until 9am enough time?

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Coming to your State soon. :upside_down_face:

‘Dystopian movie’

Montana court rules for young people in landmark US climate trial - Breitbart

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So sad. Another reason not to live in Chicago. Realistically, individuals are unlikely to have any influence over what city officials do, so the only alternatives are: (1) leave or (2) learn to live with the insanity.

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My co workers today were required to get a particular training class for their jobs. All expenses paid by the company. The next class was in Chicago. Both refused, and will wait for a different class, just because they didn’t want to risk getting shot!! That was, literally, the discussion.

Nice job, Chicago!! You’ve ensured that NO one with a right mind will go to your God forsaken hell hole. I used to love going to Chicago on business. I’m in the printing industry, and for years Chicago was THE place to go for the trade shows and the industry in general. The big international printing trade show left there about 6 years ago and has never been back.

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I’m surprised Greta wasn’t there.

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No cameras. :movie_camera:

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She’s waiting to find out when Al Sharpton will go there.

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And David Hogg

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Or maybe just 24/7.

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Back in the 60"s the city of shotcago, under “Da Boss”, Richard J. Daley, the city paid gangs to be nice. Gangs received thousands of dollars a month to play nice, they didn’t. The black p stone nation, never made so much money and were able to expand their gang empire dramatically, later becoming the el rukn gang. The only thing that will work is arrests and prosecutions. When are the communist/democrats going to stop pandering for votes and putting citizens at risk and admit the problem. Also, when are the useful idiots going to wake up and stop voting for the politicians that are putting them in danger and destroying their cities?
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I like the comment made by another person here said. He knows how to stop the crime and murders in just a few days. Give the snipers from the military their guns back along with a cameraman. Whenever they see a crime happening, break into the programming and show the thug getting shot.

Easy-peasy-lemon squeezy.

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I have a better suggestion. Rollback the gun restrictions for private citizens and put a bounty on armed criminals. IE you use a gun while committing a crime, “we” have the right to shoot you down.

Just this cranky old man’s opinion.

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Why not just legalize gang bangers killing each other?

Oh but they do already Brother!
It’s called ‘catch and release’!

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“Rollback the gun restrictions for private citizens and put a bounty on armed criminals. IF you use a gun while committing a crime, “we” have the right to shoot you down”.

Oh don’t toy with me brother!
THAT’S what I call Common Sense Gun Laws!
Welcome back to the O.K. Continental! You can be my ‘Charon’ R.I.P Mr. Reddick

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Chicago Group Asks Gang Members Not to Shoot People Between 9:00 a.m. and 9:00 p.m

:flushed:. :laughing::joy::rofl::laughing::joy::rofl:

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