35-year-old woman chooses absolute worst moment to steal from Oxford Walmart

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…ahmn…maybe she was looking for a hot date? You know, get in good with one of those Police Hunks she saw while she was walking in?

really, no but Officer! I was just looking for some Attention!
(and the Arresting Officer is singing back “R-E-S-P-E-C-T…! just want a little ~”

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Shout that out Aretha Franklin,
A little RESPECT lol :+1:

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All I can say here is a very Homer Simpson like “DOH”. You would think a shoplifter aaaaaand an associate with outstanding warrants would pull up to a business with that many police cruisers and go “hmmmm”. Guess we know who went on :santa: naughty list.

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:woman_facepalming:
Can we just talk about Situational Awareness for a moment? SMH. Some people’s children.

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