Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates.Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life”. I was a police officer, he responded. “What kind of police officer” Saint Peter asked. “I was a vice officer. I kept drugs off the streets and out of the hands of kids”. Welcome to heaven. You may enter the gates. He asked the second man what he did as a police officer. I was a traffic officer, said the man. “I kept the roads and highways safe” Welcome to heaven. You may enter the gates. He asked the third man what he did as a police officer. “I was a military policeman, sir”, replied the man. “Wonderful! I’ve been waiting for you all day!” replied Saint Peter. “I need to take a break! Watch the gate, will you”.
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I just read that to my MP wife. She pretended not to be amused. Priceless, lol.
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but she knows it was true lol 
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This is why we never wore our MP patches unless we had to. It was just a way to get assigned random duties.
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